Don't be greedy

If I generously offer to compensate your table for an ordinarily long wait for your food with free salads to munch on telling me you want a free beer instead is just greedy. Even if you do know what it's like to work in a bar, which is REALLY close to what I do, so I can see how you might get them confused. See, I don't actually pour the beers at the restaurant that's what a Bartender does, so you can bet your life that even though I winked and said, "I'll see what I can do," I'm not even going to ask my superiors if you can have one because I don't want them to look at me like I'm an idiot. How about you not be such a greedy fatass and eat a salad?